在很久 很久以前 Once upon a time, a long time ago.
有一对国王夫妇 生了个漂亮女儿叫菲奥娜 A king and queen had a beautiful daughter named Fiona.
可是她却中了一个可怕的诅咒 But she was possessed by a terrible curse.
白天是美丽公主 夜晚变身成丑陋怪物 By day, a lovely princess. By night, a hideous ogre.
只有真爱之吻才能破解她的诅咒 Only true love's kiss could lift her curse.
于是菲奥娜在巨龙守护的塔里等待 So Fiona waited in a tower, guarded by a dragon, until the day.
等着白马王子降临的那天 When her true love would arrive.
日复一日 年复一年 But as the days turned into years.
焦急的国王和王后不得不去寻找 The king and queen were forced to resort
一些救命稻草 to more desperate measures.
女巫巢穴
到了 Whoa, there.
我不确定这是否有效 莉莲 I don't know about this, Lillian.
仙女教母说只有真爱之吻 Fairy godmother said only true love's kiss
才能破除菲奥娜身上的诅咒 could break Fiona's curse.
我不信那女人 哈罗德 I don't trust that woman, Harold.
这可能是我们最后的希望 This may be our last hope.
再说这也是迈达斯国王强力推荐的啊 Besides, he does come highly recommended by king Midas.
但要把女儿的一生交到...这个人手中 But to put our daughter's life in the hands of this... person?
他狡诈善骗 而且... He's devious. He's deceitful. He's, he's...
我是侏儒小精灵 Rumpelstiltskin!
王后殿下好 Mrs. Highness.
你好 How do you do?
飞飞 不许乱来 下去 Down, Fifi. Get down!
请看 一切准备就绪 As you can see, everything's in order.
你能解除我们女儿身上的诅咒吗 So you'll put an end to our daughter's curse?
作为交易 你们得把遥远王国转让给我 And, in return, you sign the kingdom of far far away over to me.
-太疯狂了 莉莲 -我们别无选择 - Lillian, this is madness! - What choice do we have?
菲奥娜被关在塔里太久了 Fiona has been locked away in that tower far too long.
她可要成剩女了哦 It's not like she's getting any younger.
但要交出整个王国 But to sign over our entire kingdom?
当然 如果您认为王国比女儿更重要... Well, if your kingdom's worth more to you than your daughter...
没有什么会比我们女儿更重要 Nothing is worth more to us than our daughter.
来 飞飞 跳上来 Jump, Fifi, jump!
请签下大名 包您再无忧愁 Just sign it and all your problems will disappear.
陛下 公主她 她得救了 Your highness! The princess! She's been saved!
哪个小子救了她 Who saved her?
出乎大家意料 是个叫史莱克的怪物 No one would have guessed that an ogre named Shrek.
他的咆哮响彻四海 Whose roar was feared throughout the land.
他救了美丽的公主菲奥娜 Would save the beautiful princess Fiona.
他的真爱之吻促生了一段姻缘 True love's kiss led to marriage
和一群怪物宝宝 and ogre babies!
遥远王国终于获得了安宁 The kingdom of far far away was finally at peace.
至于他们俩 从此过上了幸福的生活 Goody for them! And they lived happily ever after!
先生 这样是要赔偿的 Sir? You're gonna have to pay for that.
也许我们可以做个交易 小男孩 Maybe we could make a deal for it, little boy?
-我不是真正的男孩 -那你想当小正太吗 - Oh, I'm not a real boy. - Do you want to be?
带着你这些狗屁交易滚远点 变态侏儒 Nobody needs your deals anymore, grumpel stinkypants!
既生我 何生你 I wish that ogre was never born!
怪物之家 小心
爸爸 醒醒 爸爸 Wake up, daddy, wake up!
-早安 -早安 亲爱的 - Good morning. - Good morning to you.
总比憋着好 Better out than in.
我正准备说呢 That's my line.
我的小弗格斯会不会成为... Did my little Fergus make a...
臭哄哄的大怪物呢 ...big, grownup ogre stink?!
算你狠 Oh, that's diabolical!
往左边看 瞧那可爱的蠢蛋 And on your left, the lovable lug.
这说明 从来不换内衣的怪物 That showed us you don't have to
也能拯救世界 change your undies to change the world!
我相信史莱克是乐在其中 I wonder what Shrek's up to in there.
伸进来...穿鞋真费劲 Get in there. Get...Impossible to put on!
好吧 巨龙穿过桥洞 峰回路转 Ok, the dragon goes under the bridge, through the loop...
终于进入了城堡 ...and finally, into the castle.
娱乐时间到 Play date!
无论春秋与冬夏
你都想我吗
然后史莱克亲吻了公主 Then Shrek kissed the princess.
她变成一个美丽的怪物 然后他们... She turned into a beautiful ogre and they lived...
幸福地生活着... Happily...
-相伴... -永远 - Ever... - after.
看 流星 Look! A shooting star!
你许了什么愿呢 So, what did you wish for?
我愿每一天都能像现在这样 That every day could be like this one.
来吧 亲爱的 Come here, you.
一种爱 一颗心 One love, one heart.
让我们不再分离 Let's get together and
共享甜蜜 feel all right.
早上好 爸爸 Morning, daddy.
早上好 Morning.
总比憋着好 Better out than in.
我的小弗格斯会不会... Did my little Fergus make a...
可爱 真可爱 Cute. Real cute.
这可爱的蠢货告诉我们 This lovable lug taught us
不换内衣也能拯救世界 you don't have to change your undies to change the world!
娱乐时间到 Play date!
史莱克 厕所堵住啦 Shrek! The outhouse is clogged up!
她变成一个美丽的怪物 然后他们... She turned into a beautiful ogre and they lived...
-幸福地生活着... -相伴... - happily... - Ever...
永远吗 after?
-爸爸 起床 -早安 - Daddy, get up! - Morning.
-总比憋着好 -可爱的蠢蛋... - Better out than in. - This lovable lug...
-娱乐时间到 -不要 - Play date! - No!
厕所又堵啦 Outhouse again!
来吧 Come on.
内衣 Undies!
厕所 Outhouse!
-起来 起来 -他们生活... - Get up, get up! - And they lived...
-幸福快乐... -相伴... - happily... - Ever...
永远 after.
怪物通缉
遥远王国
漂亮的着陆 宝贝 Nice landing, baby.
记住了 别乱吃东西 Hey! Now remember, don't eat the valet.
生日快乐 孩子们 咱们去嘉年华啦 Happy birthday, ninos! Vamos a la fiesta!
史莱克 史莱克 Hey, Shrek, Shrek!
史莱克先生 能在我们的干草叉上签个名吗 Mr. Shrek, would you sign our pitchforks?
还有火把 And our torches?
伙计 你曾经那么残暴 Oh, man, you used to be so fierce!
是啊 还是真正的怪物的时候 Yeah, when you were a real ogre!
真正的怪物吗 A real ogre?
史莱克 一起唱啊 唱一个嘛 Shrek, it's a sing-along. You've got to sing along!
-不了 谢谢 -来嘛 我可是你最好的朋友 - No, thanks. - Please? I'll be your best friend.
为什么做你最好的朋友 Why does being your best friend
总得做不愿意干的事呢 entail me doing everything I don't want to do?
费利西娅 别这样 别对着爸爸的耳朵 Please, Felicia, not in daddy's ear.
打扰一下 史莱克先生 Excuse me, Mr. Shrek?
您能为我儿子来一声怪物式吼叫吗 Could you do that ogre roar of yours for my son?
他可是您的超级大粉丝哦 He's a big, big fan.
吼两嗓子 Do the roar.
要知道 我可不想破坏孩子们的生日宴会 You know, I'd rather not. It's my kids' birthday party.
-吼啊 -亲爱的 - Do the roar. - Honey?
去把蛋糕拿过来好吗 Why don't you go check on the cake?
-好的 -还有蜡烛 - Sure. - And don't forget the candles.
别动哦 Hold still.
有裤子咯 谢谢你松饼师傅 Thanks for the pants, muffin man.
我一直想当小牛仔 好爽 I always wanted chaps! Yee-haw! Giddy up!
-史莱克先生 -你好 史莱克 - Monsieur Shrek. - Howdy, Shrek!
你的蛋糕 瞧 Your cake. Voila!
-这是什么玩意 -怪物蛋糕哦 - What is that supposed to be? - That's sprinkles the ogre!
多可爱啊 多像你呀 Isn't he cute? He looks just like you.
开心点 史莱克 开派对呢 振作些 But happy. It's a party, Shrek. You gotta cheer up!
我心情好得很 I'm in a great mood, actually.
-我要舔条彩虹出来 -蠢驴 - Oh, I'm gonna lick me a rainbow! - Donkey!
您还没有给我们行动呢 As long as you're not doing anything.
来个最著名的史莱克式吼叫怎么样 How about one of those famous Shrek roars?
-吼两嗓子 -告诉你 乳臭未干的小子 - Do the roar. - Let me set you straight, butter pants.
怪物只会在发火的时候吼叫 An ogre only roars when he's angry.
你不想看到我发火对吧 You don't want to see me angry, do you?
发呗 Do it.
克制 我要克制 Hold it together. Just hold it together.
爸爸 他要走了 别光看着呀 Daddy, he's getting away. Do something.
真棒 Oh, good.
-蛋糕怎么了 -相信我 只是美化了一下 - What happened to the cake? - Trust me. It's an improvement.
-是你舔了它吧 -不是我 - You licked it! - No.
不能因为你是个怪物 Just because you're an ogre,
就要像个怪物一样糟蹋食物啊 doesn't mean you have to eat like one.
而且你好像忘了拿蜡烛 Looks like you forgot the candles!
好吧 看住蛋糕 我去拿蜡烛 Ok, just watch the cake. I'll go get them.
看住蛋糕 Watch the cake?
-蛋糕哪去了 -我们吃掉了 - Where's the cake?! - We ate the cake.
-嘻嘻 -什么 - Ya. - What?
不哭不哭 No, don't cry.
喂 你得给我儿子吼一声 Hey! I believe you promised my son a roar.
-吼啊 -吼了 - Do the roar. - Roar.
-不好玩 -小猪 再拿份蛋糕来 - I don't like it. - Pigs, we need another cake.
-其它的也被我们吃光 -吼一嗓子吧 - We ate the other cakes. - One roar, man.
各位 史莱克即将表演他著名的怪物咆哮了 Hey, everybody! Shrek's gonna do his famous ogre roar!
现在不行 驴子 小猪 还有纸杯蛋糕吗 Not now, donkey. Pigs, are there any cupcakes?
-全吃完了 -还有棒棒糖 - We ate them, too. - They have lollipops.
也被我吃了 No, I ate them.
-你藏私 -谁叫你独吞牛角面包 - You didn't share? - Well, you didn't share the croissants!
-一切会好的 -史莱克 接下来怎么办 - Everything's gonna be ok. - Shrek, what's going on?
-快来 史莱克 粉丝等着呢 -吼啊 - Come on, Shrek, your fans are waiting! - Do the roar.
我们要蛋糕 We need the cake!
蛋糕 蛋糕 蛋糕 Cake! Cake! Cake!
我爱你 爸爸 I love you, daddy.
各位 我又找到一个蛋糕 Everybody, I have found another cake!
史莱克 你没事吧 Shrek? Are you ok?
-难以置信 -你说说 这些村民... - Unbelievable. - Tell me about it! Those villagers...
我不是说村民 I'm not talking about the villagers,
史莱克 我想说的是你 Shrek. I'm talking about you.
孩子第一次生日 你想留下这种记忆吗 Is this really how you want to remember the kids' first birthday?
-很好 全是我的错对吗 -是的 但是 - Oh, great. So this is all my fault? - Yes. But you know what?
派对结束后 回家再谈吧 Let's talk about this after the party, at home.
你指路边那个旅游胜地吗 You mean that roadside attraction we live in?
快看 会跳舞的怪物 别怕 他不咬人 Step right up! See the dancing ogre! Don't worry! He won't bite!
我曾是个怪物 但现在更像个绿色小丑 I used to be an ogre. Now I'm just a jolly green joke!
好吧 也许你不能回到以前了 Ok, ok, maybe you're not the ogre you used to be.
但这不也挺好的吗 But maybe that's not such a bad thing.
我不指望你会真正明白 I wouldn't expect you to understand.
你并不是个真正的怪物 It's not like you're a real ogre.
你有一半时间都在宫殿里享福 You spent half your life in a palace.
另一半时间被锁在塔里 And the other half locked away in a tower.
我想要的只是 Look, all I want is for things to
让一切回归原状 go back to the way they used to be!
回到村民们害怕我的日子去 Back when villagers were afraid of me,
能安静地在泥水里洗澡 and I could take a mud bath in peace.
随时随地 想干嘛就干嘛 When I could do what I wanted, when I wanted to do it!
回到过去那个有意义的世界 Back when the world made sense!
你后悔从巨龙塔里救了我吗 You mean back before you rescued me from the dragon's keep?
没错 Exactly!
史莱克 你有三个可爱的宝宝 Shrek, you have three beautiful children.
有深爱你的妻子 A wife who loves you.
崇拜你的朋友们 你拥有一切 Friends who adore you. You have everything.
为什么只有你 不明白这一切呢 Why is it the only person who can't see that is you?
好极了 That's just great.
如果她指望我会溜回去道歉 If she thinks I'm gonna slink back there and apologise.
那就大错特错了 She's got another thing coming.
轮不到她对我指指点点 She's not the boss of me.
怪物就没必要为怪物的行为道歉 I'm an ogre and I'm not gonna apologise for acting like one.
救命 有人吗 救命呀 Help, please! Someone, anyone at all, help me!
救命 Please, help!
救救我呀 Please, help!
我被困住啦 救命 I'm stuck! Help!
救救我 Oh, please, help!
有人吗 救命 Someone, anyone! Help me!
好疼 我看到一束强光 隧道 The pain! I can see a bright light. A tunnel!
奶奶 是你吗 Grandma? Is that you?
是的 奶奶在此 Yeah, it's me, granny.
怪物先生 求求您别吃我 An ogre! Please, Mr. Ogre, please don't eat me!
我没打算吃你 I'm not gonna eat you.
但你是个怪物啊 不是吗 But you are an ogre... aren't you?
对 我曾经是 Yeah, well, I... I used to be.
你打算出来还是继续压着呢 Look, move out or get crushed.
那您不会吃我咯 So you're not gonna eat me?
不会 我已经吃过早饭了 No, thanks. I already had a big bowl
吃了一大盆脚趾头带卷毛怪胎 of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.
等一下 你有急事吗 去哪啊 Wait up! What's your rush? Where you going?
不去哪 Nowhere.
太巧了 我正好也走这条道 What a coincidence! I was just heading that way myself.
请让我捎您一程 就答应我吧 But, seriously, let me give you a ride. I insist.
好吗 这是我唯一能报答您的了 Come on. It's the least I can do after all you've done for me.
我烤老鼠给您吃 I got a hot rat cooking.
来杯泥浆酒怎样 又烈又滋补 All right! Can I interest you in a mudslide? Slug and tonic?
喝一小杯放松心情 A liquid libation to ease that frustration?
-加眼球的特调 -好吧 就来一杯吧 - Eyeball-tini? - Well, maybe just one.
半人马怪说过 别光谈论我的一半 So the centaur says, "that's not the half I'm talking about."
史莱克 我可真嫉妒你 I gotta say, Shrek, I envy you.
身为怪物 无忧无虑 不必担责任 To live the life of an ogre... no worries, no responsibilities.
自由自在 想怎么为非作歹都行 You are free to pillage and terrorise as you please.
-自由自在 笑话 -有吗 - Free? That's a laugh. - Oh, yeah?
有时候我真想花一天时间 Sometimes I wish I had just one day
重温真正的怪物生活 to feel like a real ogre again.
怎么不早说呢 Why didn't you say so?
我的特长就是魔法交易 Magical transactions are my specialty!
太棒了 除了哑剧演员 我最爱魔术师了 Great. Next to mimes, magicians are my favourite people.
稍等 Hold on.
"当一个月国王" "当一星期骑士" "King for a month." "Knight for a week."
当一天怪物 Ogre for a day.
想象一下 史莱克 大家对你又恨又怕 Think about it, Shrek. To be feared and hated.
你可以像这样大声吼叫 You'll be, like, "roar!"
村民们会喊 And the villagers will be, like, "get away!
"快跑 史莱克来了 他真是太可怕了" it's Shrek! I'm so scared of him!"
就像那美好的旧时光 It would be just like the good old days,
沼泽地是你的皇宫 when your swamp was your castle.
世界才有了意义 When the world made sense.
好吧 你要什么呢 All right, what's the catch?
要什么 不 不用 真的不用 Catch? No. There's no catch. No catchings, really.
只需要一些小小的 微乎其微的付出 I mean, there's something. Small thing. Nothing. A little thing.
好 我明白了 你想要什么呢 All right, I knew it. So what do you want?
-一天 -一天吗 - A day. - A day.
烤老鼠好啦 Rat's done!
为了完成魔法 To make the magic work,
得一物换一物 you gotta give something to get something.
所以 你得付出一天换得一天 就这样 In this case, you gotta give a day to get a day. That's all.
但我不能抛下家人不管 I can't just pick up and leave my family.
这正是最奇妙的地方 史莱克 它是魔法契约 But that's the best part, Shrek! It's a magical contract.
没有人会知道你离开了一天 No one will even know you're gone.
当这一天结束 And by the time this day is up,
你会感觉脱胎换骨 you are gonna feel like a changed ogre.
是吗 我还是做不了决定 Still, I don't know.
没事 忘了它吧 不必介怀 Hey, no problem. Forget it, no big deal. Doesn't matter.
你想要胸脯肉还是腿肉 Do you like white meat or dark meat?
那我该放弃哪一天呢 So what day would I have to give up?
随便啦 过去的哪天都行 I don't know, any day. A day from your past.
得感冒的某天 宠物走丢的某天 How about a day you had the flu? A day you lost a pet?
或者哪个畜生多管闲事 A day some meddling oaf stuck his nose where it didn't belong,
毁坏你生意 破坏你生活的某天 destroying your business and ruining your life?!
我只是举例 Just for an example.
我碰到驴子的那天如何 How about the day I met donkey?
我还是挺怀念那天的 Now, there's a day I'd like to take back.
我不认识你说的那谁 I don't know who that is.
有了 选你没什么印象的某天吧 I know. What about a day you wouldn't even remember?
比如你婴儿时期的某天 Like a day when you were a baby.
天真无邪的懵懂小婴儿 An innocent, mindless little baby.
你随便挑一天吧 Take any of those days you want.
-全拿了也没事 -一天就够了 - Take them all for all I care. - Oh, just one will do.
好 就选你童年时代的某天 Ok, good. A day from your childhood it is.
我想要点属于自己的时间 I guess there's nothing wrong with
这不算错吧 wanting a little time for myself.
区区24小时 Just 24 tiny little hours.
-我还是那个怪物 -没错 你是 - I'm still my own ogre! - yeah, you is!
我以前从不需征求任何人的同意 I never needed to ask for anyone's permission before.
那现在干嘛要问 So why start now?
来吧 史莱克 Go on, Shrek.
签吧 Sign it!
签吧 史莱克 Go on, Shrek.
签吧 史莱克 签吧 Sign it, Shrek! Sign it!
你签了 You signed it.
那么 告诉我 然后会怎样 So, tell me. What happens now?
好好玩吧 Have a nice day.
我好像磕着钥匙了 I think I fell on my keys.
那只鞋子里有四十个孩子 There are 40 children in that shoe,
所以黄鼠狼才挑这天钻出来 Which is why the weasel goes pop to this very day.
好极了 Oh, great.
当我们趟过河流穿过树林 As we head over the river and through the woods...
怪物 Ogre!
有种感觉突袭而来 Such a feelin's comin' over me
眼中所见尽是奇迹 There is wonder in most everything I see
天空万里无云 阳光洒满眼眸 Not a cloud in the sky, got the sun in my eyes
若说这是梦 我不会惊奇 And I won't be surprised if it's a dream
我对世界的期盼 Everything I want the world to be
如今都为我成真 Is now coming true especially for me
原因不言自明 因为身边有你 And the reason is clear, It's because you are here
你是距离天堂最近的美景 You're the nearest thing to heaven that I've seen
我站在世界之巅俯身展望凡间 I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on creation
只能这般解释 And the only explanation I can find
是你的出现 给了我不曾感受到的爱 Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
你的爱让我站到了世界之巅 Your love's put me at the top of the world
现在该你们跑路了 This is the part where you run away!
是你的出现 给了我不曾感受到的爱 Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
你的爱让我站到了世界之巅 Your love's put me at the top of the world
怪物通缉 悬赏
再次被通缉的感觉太爽了 Sure is great to be wanted again.
好家伙 Nice one.
菲奥娜 Fiona?
不 Oh, no.
我的家 My home.
菲奥娜 Fiona!
菲奥娜 你在里面吗 Fiona! Are you in there?!
够了 侏儒 All right, Rumpel!
协议里可没这项 This wasn't part of the deal!
侏儒 Rumpel!
怪物 Ogre!
又逮住一个 姐妹们 抓住他 We've got another one, ladies! Get him!
你们是谁 Who are you?!
你们在我的沼泽地里干嘛 What are you doing in my swamp?
这家伙像是来捣乱的 Looks like a troublemaker!
拉起来 Spread 'em!
干得好 姐妹们 Nice job, ladies!
你们这些女巫想找死吗 我有我的权利 You witches are making a big mistake! I know my rights!
你有权闭嘴 You have the right to shut your mouth!
快来到我身 陪我明天去远行
我一无所有
我终日闷闷不乐
驴子 能别唱了吗 Donkey, stop with the singing, will you?
驴子 Donkey!
太阳终将露脸 明天 坚持到明天
来到我身边
驴子 我在哪 出什么事了 Donkey, where am I? What's happening?
给我安静 我讨厌这首歌 Quiet down there! Oh, I hate this song.
我已下定决心
守在你身边 宝贝
我是司机 听什么我说的算 I'm driving, so I'm in charge of the music.
你们这些巫婆快选首歌不就完了 Will you witches make up your mind?
想都别想
无论你拿走什么
都别想拿走我的尊严
驴子 怎么回事 Donkey? What's going on?
你知道菲奥娜在哪吗 Do you know where Fiona is?
安静 怪物 别给我添麻烦 我需要这份工作 Quiet, ogre! You're gonna get me in trouble and I need this job.
我才不想回去给老麦打工呢 I am not going back to work for old Macdonald.
我是这么说的 That's what I said.
我孩子呢 你的老婆火龙呢 Where are my babies? And where's your wife, Dragon?
我猜你把我和另一只 Look, I think you have me confused
会说话的驴子搞混了 with some other talking donkey.
我从没见过你 I've never seen you before in my life.
从没见过我 少装蒜了 蠢驴 Never seen me before? Come on, Donkey!
你怎么知道我名字 And how do you know my name anyway?
是我 史莱克 你最好的朋友 It's me, Shrek. Your best friend?
一头驴子和一只怪物做朋友 A donkey and an ogre friends?
简直是驴唇不对怪物嘴 That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard!
你至少能告诉我 她们要把我带哪去吧 Can you at least tell me where they're taking me?
她们把怪物都关一起 交给侏儒小精灵 To the same place they take every ogre. To Rumpel Stiltskin.
-小精灵 -给我安静点 - Stiltskin! - I said quiet!
糟了 Oh, no.
博彩时间 It's time to gamble!
下注 下注 马上开始 Place your bets! Place your bets! We start tout de suite!
姜儿 Gingy?
恶心的 肮脏的怪物 Disgusting, filthy ogre!
丑陋的怪物 Hideous monster!
肮脏的玩意 Filthy, filthy creature!
令人作呕的家伙 Disgusting creature!
动作快点 Move it!
别担心 驴子 我会找回我们的生活 Don't worry, Donkey. I'll get us our lives back.
是啊 吃点芥末醒醒脑吧 疯子 Yeah, right. Put a little mustard on mine, captain crazy!
精灵先生 Mr. Stiltskin?
又有客人来了 You got another customer.
-沃菲 -是 精灵先生 - Wolfie! - Yes, Mr. Stiltskin.
办公形态 Bring me my business wig.
精灵先生 求你了 Mr. Stiltskin, please!
-好了 说吧 -把我变成活生生的男孩 - Ok, go. - Please make me a real boy!
滚开 条款都写明了 木头小子 Go away! Terms are in the details, balsa boy.
永别了 白蚁 我来了 青春痘 Sayonara, termites! Hello, acne!
小精灵 Stiltskin!
史莱克 Shrek!
他来了 There he is!
就差一点 So close!
我等得就是你 Have I been waiting for you!
小姐们 这就是 Ladies, this is the guy
使这一切变为可能的人 That made all of this possible!
来 跟我说说 今天过得怎么样 So, tell me, how are you enjoying your day?
侏儒 怎么回事 你动了什么手脚 All right, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done?
不 史莱克 不是我 而是你 No, Shrek, it's not what I've done. It's what you've done.
拜你所赐 国王和王后 Thanks to you, the king and queen
才把他们的王国拱手相让与我 signed their kingdom over to me.
他们绝不会这么做 They would never do that.
会的 如果我保证为他们解决所有问题 They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear.
然后他们就人间蒸发了 And then they disappeared!
只要能解除他们女儿的诅咒 They would have done anything
他们愿不惜一切 If they thought it would end their daughter's curse.
是我解除了菲奥娜的诅咒 I ended Fiona's curse!
一个根本不存在的人怎么可能办到呢 How could you when you never existed?
你最好说明白点 你这个龌龊的侏儒 You better start making sense, you dirty little man!
我来讲给你听 Here, let me spell it out for you!
你把自己过去的某一天给了我 You gave me a day from your past,
你甚至都不记得那天了 a day you couldn't even remember.
那时你还是个天真无邪 懵懂的小婴儿 A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby.
你拿走了我出生那天 You took the day I was born.
不 史莱克 是你给我的 No, Shrek. You gave it to me.
你就及时行乐吧 小精灵 Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin,
等到今天一结束 because when this day is up...
还没告诉你最精彩的部分 But you haven't heard the best part.
因为你从未出生过 Since you were never born, once this
所以一旦这天结束 你也玩完了 day comes to an end, so will you.
菲奥娜在哪 Where's Fiona?
我的家人在哪 Where's my family?
愚蠢的小怪物 你还不明白是吧 Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you?
你从未出生过 You see, you were never born.
你从未见过菲奥娜 You never met Fiona.
你们的孩子更不存在 Your kids don't exist.
用这个玄乎的悖论解释怎么样 How's that for a metaphysical paradox?
看来你得偿所愿了 Looks like you got exactly what you wanted!
-怪物节快乐 -侏儒 - Happy ogre day! - Rumpel!
抓住他 女巫 Get him, witches!
你知道怎么提高士气吗 周五穿人字拖 You know what'd help morale around here? Flip-flop Fridays.
脚趾头透风 脚也会舒服许多 Feet be comfortable with the breeze on your toes.
快 姐妹们 Come on, girls!
把所有的门都锁上 你们这些废物 快 Lock all the doors, you worthless witches! Do it!
等着我 蠢驴 I'll be right back, Donkey!
我不认识你 也不认识他 I don't know you! I don't know him!
还好我不是你 I'm glad I'm not you.
救命 救命 Help me! Help!
救命 Help!
不 我可爱的球球 No, not my pretty ball!
小心 Watch out!
沃菲 Wolfie?
愤怒形态 My angry wig.
救命 我被一个脑残的怪物绑架了 Help! I've been kidnapped by a deranged, unbalanced ogre!
臭驴子 别踢我 Donkey! Get off of me!
小心你的尖驴蹄 Watch it with your pointy hooves!
钱包给你 Just take my wallet!
草菅驴命了喂 I'm being ass-napped!
虐待动物 救命 Animal cruelty! Help!
给我冷静点 You need to calm down!
我是你朋友 I'm your friend.
我不会伤害你 知道吗 I'm not gonna hurt you, all right?
很好 我马上就 Good. I'm gonna let go...
放...手 ...right... now.
求你了 最后吃脸 蹄子留个我母亲作纪念 Please! Eat my face last! Send my hooves to my mama!
驴子 你得相信我 Donkey! You've got to trust me.
-我为什么要相信你 -因为 - Why should I trust you? - Because...
因为 Because...
好吧 Ok.
好吧 都走吧 跑吧 老子不需要你 Fine! Go ahead! Run away! Who needs you?
第一次见怪物哭 I've never seen an ogre cry.
我没哭 I'm not crying.
没什么丢人的 我经常哭 It's nothing to be ashamed of. I cry all the time.
只要一想到我祖母 或是小猫咪 Just thinking about my grandma, or thinking about baby kittens,
或是我祖母亲吻小猫咪 or my grandma kissing a baby kitten,
或是小猫咪祖母 or a little baby grandma kitten.
-太令人伤感了 -我说了我没哭 - That is so darn sad. - I said, I'm not crying!
别激动 我只是想安慰你 Take it easy, I'm only trying to help.
我可不关心你的伤悲 It's none of my business why you're upset.
对了 你为什么伤心 By the way, why are you upset?
我被耍了 签了不该签的东西 I was tricked into signing something I shouldn't have.
你签了份按揭 是吗 You signed up for one of them time-shares, huh?
不 我签了这个 No. I signed this.
你决不能和侏儒小精灵签协议 You should never sign a contract with Rumpel Stiltskin!
我算是知道了 Yeah, I got that.
-他的条款中布满陷阱 -我知道 - His fine print is crafty. - I know.
-终止条款又很阴险 -是的 我... - His exit clauses are sneaky. - Yeah, I...
-你刚才说什么 -终止条款 - What did you say? - I'm talking about the exit clause.
以前是猜中他的名字 Used to be, you had to guess his name,
但现在所有人都知道他的名字 But now everybody knows who Rumpel Stiltskin is.
驴子 我读过条款 Donkey, I've read the fine print.
没有说过终止条款啊 There's nothing about an exit clause in here.
他怎会轻而易举让你发现 Well, you didn't expect him to make it easy for you.
来 让我告诉你怎么做 Here, let me show you how it's done.
我跟在女巫身边那么久 I didn't spend all that time around them witches
也学了几招 without picking up a few tricks.
你丁点大的怪物脑袋是不会明白 Your tiny, little ogre brain couldn't begin to comprehend
我高超的折纸技艺的 the complexity of my polygonic foldability skills.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
你不转身我没法折 Hey, I can't get my origami on unless you back off.
谢谢 现在应该这样 Thank you. Ok, here's what you gotta do.
把纸这样叠 You fold this piece here,
把这个字母对上 把这个角折过来 Make this letter match up here, bring this corner here,
弄好后 And if you do it just right,
它会告诉你该怎么做 瞧 it will show you what to do. There!
试试卢的福佑 "try Lou's bliss."
卢是谁 Who's Lou?
给我 Give me that!
真爱之吻 "true love's kiss."
你得先请我吃饭哦 You have to take me to dinner first.
根据童话故事法 如果事不如意 "according to fairy tale law, if not fully satisfied,
真爱之吻能废除此协议 True love's kiss will render this contract null and void."
驴子 你做到了 真有你的 Donkey, you did it! Look at you!
只要我和菲奥娜的真爱之吻 If Fiona and I share true love's kiss,
就能挽回我的生活 I will get my life back!
行了 这里不是爱畜园 菲奥娜在哪 Ok! This isn't a petting zoo! So where is this Fiona?
问题就在这 Well, that's just it, you see.
我不知道 I don't know.
我要是丢了什么东西 You know, when I lose something,
总是试着原路返回 I always try to retrace my steps.
你上次离开她是在什么地方 So... where did you leave her last?
最后一次见到她时 The last time I saw her,
我说我宁愿从没救过她 I told her I wished I'd never rescued her.
-不 -史莱克 - Oh, no. - Shrek?
史莱克 史莱克 等等 等等 史莱克 Shrek! Shrek, wait! Wait, Shrek!
什么 你疯了吗 那有龙守着 What, are you crazy? That's the dragon's keep!
有龙守在那 They keep dragons in there!
好吧 去吧 Ok, yeah, fine! Go ahead!
我留在这 找点东西填肚子 I'm gonna just hang back here and find us some breakfast!
菲奥娜 Fiona!
不 Oh, no.
如果我没救菲奥娜 If I didn't save Fiona...
又是谁救了呢 ...then who did?
这本是我们相遇那天 This is the favour Fiona was supposed to give me
菲奥娜给我的礼物 on the day we met.
它是我们爱情的象征 It's a symbol of our love.
闻一下 Now smell it!
伙计 把那块脏手绢拿开 Hey, man, get that dirty favour out of my face!
只有你的鼻子能帮我找到老婆了 Your nose is the only chance I have of tracking down my wife,
所以别抱怨了 快点闻一下 So stop complaining and start smelling.
闻闻 快啊 别像个娘们 Smell it! Get it! Away you go, girl!
我像侦探犬吗 Do I look like a bloodhound to you?
提醒你一句 我不是狗 我是驴 In case you haven't noticed, I'm a donkey, not a dog!
如果我是狗的话 他们会叫我狗 而不是驴 If I was a dog, they'd call me dog, not donkey!
还有... And another thing...
等等 Wait a minute.
我闻出点什么 I think I got something.
-总之有点甜 -菲奥娜 - Whatever it is, it's sweet. - Fiona.
香浓美味 Luscious and tasty.
我们在讨论我老婆 Hey! That's my wife you're talking about.
驴子 Donkey!
华夫饼 Yeah! Waffles!
我还以为华夫饼童话都是哄小孩的呢 And I thought the waffle fairy was just a bedtime story.
蜜糖般多汁的金黄色美味 Sticky stacks of golden, syrupy deliciousness!
驴子 别吃 Donkey! Don't eat that!
一块新鲜出炉的华夫饼 There's a stack of freshly made
却出现在森林里 waffles in the middle of the forest.
你不觉得有点可疑吗 Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?
你不会... 我说... 你在干... Oh, you... I'm just... what are you?
笨驴 不许吃 Bad donkey! Mustn't.
我说了别吃 别吃 不 快离开 I said, don't! Don't! No! Get away from it.
你还是吃了 You did.
小心 Look out!
驴子 Donkey!
-你还好吗 -我没事 - Are you ok? - I'm fine.
驴子 Donkey.
救命 救命 Help! Help me!
救命 史莱克 救命 Help, Shrek! Help!
小心你的头 Watch your head.
是新人 Hey, it's a new guy!
瞧瞧他 一副休闲打扮 Look at him, all dressed up in his sunday vest.
他块头还真小啊 He's really tiny, isn't he?
是啊 命运赐予了我们一位战友 Yeah. Fate has delivered us a comrade-in-arms
我们很感激 给他身装备 and for that, we are thankful. Suit him up!
-我们走 绿小子 -等等 - Let's go, greenie. - Now, wait a minute!
可以了 Here you go.
-欢迎来到反抗阵营 -反抗阵营 - Welcome to the resistance. - Resistance?
我们为自由和所有食人魔而战 We fight for freedom and ogres everywhere!
我们真能成功吗 I didn't know we could do that.
救命 你们千万别吃我 我有疥癣 Help! You can't eat me! I got the mange!
我有毒 浑身上下都是... I'm poisonous! I'm all poi...
他是我的了 要下单了 I'll take him! This order's to go.
我还没清理内脏呢 Hey! I haven't removed his giblets yet.
相信我 他可不对你的胃口 Trust me, you don't want to eat this one.
我下去容易 出来就难了 I go down smooth, but come out fighting!
-放了他 -别惹女王生气 - Let go! - Don't make mama mad.
他是我的朋友 Your dinner is my friend!
-好了 弟兄们 -我得把内脏清干净 - Come on, guys! - I got to get the giblets out!
-她回来了 -她来了 - She's back. - There she is.
菲奥娜 Fiona!
好开心啊 我终于找到你了 I'm so happy I found you!
你也许找错人了 Maybe you missed orientation,
供你未来参考 我很注重个人空间的 but for future reference, personal space is very important to me.
你不认识我了 是吗 You don't know who I am, do you?
不 No.
布罗根 我有些遥远国的消息 Brogan, I have news from far far away.
集合大伙儿到战略室开会 Gather the others and meet me in the war room.
-菲奥娜 -格莱彻 确保每个人 - Fiona! - Gretched, make sure everyone is
都为今晚的行动做好了准备 prepared to move out tonight.
-我需要和你谈谈 -什么事 - I need to talk to you. - What is it?
好吧 我知道你不记得我了 但是 Ok, I know you don't remember me, but...
我们是夫妻啊 听我说完 ...we're married. Hear me out.
生日宴会上 小猪和木偶都来了 And at the birthday party with some pigs and a puppet,
村民想让我在他们的干草叉上签名 the villagers wanted me to sign their pitchforks,
有个家伙一直说"吼两嗓子 吼吼" and this boy kept saying, "do the roar, do the roar..."
然后我就把小猪偷吃过的 Then I punched the cakes that the
蛋糕砸了 接着 pigs ate and the next thing I knew,
我的驴子落进了你们的华夫饼陷阱 my Donkey fell in your waffle hole.
没错吧 有谁明白了 Right? Who's with me?
我猜我刚才那脚太给力了 I guess I must have kicked him harder than I thought.
菲奥娜 我需要 Fiona, I need to...
女巫 好了 各位 按操练的来 Witches! All right, everyone, you know the drill!
-菲奥娜 -女巫 不 - Fiona! - Witches! Oh, no!
-女巫 女巫 -行了吧你 - Witches! Witches! - Come on, now.
菲奥娜 这是今天第三次巡逻了 Fiona, that's the third patrol today.
我们不能永远躲下去 We can't hide forever.
相信我 布罗根 Trust me, Brogan.
过了今晚 再不用躲了 After tonight, we won't have to.
-那位就是你老婆 -我老婆 - That's your wife? - That's my wife.
好吧 我可看出来你们家谁是受受了 Well, I see who wears the chain mail in your family!
装了半杯水的杯子 有人看到空的那一半 Some people like to look at the goblet as... as half empty.
我 则看到满的那一半 Me, I like to look at it as half full.
我们已经出人头地了 姑娘们 We've gone from the bottom to the top, ladies.
但是我们不仅仅是个帝国 But we're not just an empire.
还是一家人呢 We're a family.
每个人都拿到蛋糕了吧 杯型蛋糕 Everyone has got their cupcake? Cupcake,
蛋糕 很好 是吧 芭芭 cupcake? Good. Yes? Baba?
好 Good.
大家知道 我们逮住了不少食人魔 Yeah, you know, we have put away a lot of ogres.
不就是跑了一个嘛 And so one got away.
谁在乎 小事一桩 Who cares? It's not a big deal.
我才不介意 It doesn't matter to me.
又不是什么世界末日 It's not like it's the end of the world.
只不过 很有意思的是 Except... funny thing.
我突然想起来了 跑的那个可是史莱克 Now that I think about it, the ogre who got away is Shrek!
如果他在日落之前和菲奥娜有了真爱之吻 And if he shares a kiss with Fiona by sunrise,
就是世界末日了 我们的世界末日 it is the end of the world! Our world!
我的帝国就完了 My empire!
但是 正如我说的 But, as I was saying,
我总看到杯子满的那一半 I like to look at the goblet as half full.
吼得我口干舌燥啊 Yelling makes me so parched.
谁要来点水 润润嗓子 Would anyone care for some water? Wet your whistle?
来杯清爽 甘甜 美味的 A clear, crisp, delicious glass...
农夫山泉 ...of agua purificada?
有谁渴了 没人渴吗 不渴吗 Anybody's thirsty? Nobody's thirsty? No?
好吧 那谁来告诉我 Well then, does anyone care to tell me
怎样才能抓住这只怪物呢 你说 what it's going to take to get this ogre? You.
更快的扫帚 Faster brooms?
-不 -更尖的帽子 - No! - Pointier hats?
-不 你说 -也许我们可以 - No! You! - Maybe we could hire
雇个专业的赏金猎手 a professional bounty hunter?
什么世道啊 什么世道啊 What a world! What a world!
还别说 这主意不赖 芭芭 You know, actually not a bad idea. Baba!
给我找个赏金猎手 I need a bounty hunter.
要是音乐能放倒这群畜生的话 And if music doth soothe the savage beast...
我想我知道找谁了 ...then I think I might know just the person!
听好了各位 遥远国传来消息 Listen up, everyone. Word has come from far far away.
小精灵今晚要亲自带队追捕食人魔 Stiltskin is leading tonight's ogre hunt himself.
-头一遭啊 -什么 为什么 - He's never done that before. - What? Why?
我敢说是因为我们 I bet that's because of us.
一旦那个满嘴蛋糕屑的小丑 If that cupcake-eating clown
离开满是肮脏女巫的安乐窝 finally leaves the safety of his filthy witch nest...
他就没有防备了 ...he'll be vulnerable.
计划很简单 如果他们走往常的巡逻路线 The plan's simple. If they follow the usual patrol route,
将在午夜到达河边 they'll reach the river by midnight.
我们在路边埋伏 等候他的大驾 We'll be concealed along this road, waiting for his caravan.
一旦他们走到空地 我会放信号 Once they reach the clearing, I'll give the signal.
然后群起攻之 And then we attack!
硝烟散去后 等下 那是什么 And when the smoke clears... wait, what's this?
我的墨西哥卷饼摊 That's my chimichanga stand.
不 饭饭 我们用不着那个 No, Cookie. We won't be needing that.
相信我 菲奥娜 等你们 Trust me, Fiona. Y'all gonna be
打完埋伏会很饿的 明白不 really hungry after this ambush, ok?
继续 把你的小话讲完 Go and finish your little speech.
好吧 正如我要说的 待硝烟散去 All right, as I was saying, when the smoke clears,
咱们干掉了侏儒小精灵 Rumpel Stiltskin is gone
吃光墨西哥鸡肉卷 and the chimichangas have been eaten.
遥远国终将获得解放 Far far away will finally be free.
-我们也就自由了 -传话下去 - And so will we. - Spread the word.
侏儒一离开宫殿我们就动身 We move out as soon as rumpel leaves the palace.
哥们儿 这下可动真格的了 Man, this is serious!
你还别说 Tell me about it.
我怎么可能在日落之前吻成她嘛 How am I ever gonna get her to kiss me before sunrise?
其实 我说的是革命 Actually, I was talking about the revolution.
革命 Revolution?
你为什么不把这些话直接跟她说呢 Why don't you just tell her what you told me?
告诉她你的真爱 About how you're her true love and
和来自于平行宇宙这事 you came from an alternate universe.
要真那样 干嘛不顺便告诉她 Well, while I'm at it, why don't I tell her
你娶了个喷火的龙婆 that you're married to a fire-breathing dragon
还生了一堆驴龙合体的变异崽子呢 And you have little, mutant Donkey-dragon babies.
我真这么强吗 I do?!
发生了什么你也看到了 You saw what happened.
她会以为我是个疯子 She's gonna think I'm crazy.
我做了爸爸 I'm a daddy?
你知道吗 既然菲奥娜吻过我 You know what? If I got Fiona to kiss me once...
我就能让她再吻一次 ...then I can do it again.
史莱克 我的孩儿有小蹄子和小龙爪吗 Shrek, do my babies have hooves or talons?
驴子 Donkey!
有人吗 Hello?
菲奥娜 Fiona?
你不该来这 先生 You should not be here, senor.
猫咪 Puss?
开什么玩笑 You've gotta be kidding me.
有种的话 就来喂我吧 Feed me, if you dare.
猫咪 你怎么了 搞这么肥... Puss, what happened to you? You got so fa...
-...富态 -我认识你吗 - ...fancy. - Do I know you?
你帽子哪去了 腰带呢 Well, where's your hat? Where's your belt?
迷你小靴子哩 Your wee little boots?
靴子 猫穿靴子 Boots? For a cat?
但你是只穿靴子的猫啊 But you're Puss in boots.
昨日黄花了 Maybe once.
那个名字已无法承载我的重量了 But that is a name I have outgrown.
承载不了的可不仅仅是重量哦 That's not the only thing you've outgrown.
我退休以后 也许是有点放纵 I may have let myself go a little since retirement,
我当年选择了刀光剑影 还从未后悔过 but hanging up my sword was the best decision of my life.
所以现在才有奶可喝 有鼠可追 I have all the cream I can drink and all the mice I can chase.
待会再逮它 I'll get him later.
猫咪 我都对你做了些什么啊 Puss, what have I done to you?
你简直成了软蛋 You've gone soft.
我每天刷两次毛呢 Well, I do get brushed twice a day.
听着 现在弥补还不晚 Look, it's not too late to fix it.
你只要帮我得到菲奥娜的一个吻就行了 All you have to do is help me get a kiss from Fiona.
你在干什么 有什么能为您效劳的 What are you doing? Can I help you with something?
我知道领导反抗的压力很大 Well, I know how stressful mounting a rebellion can be...
组织军队 策划袭击 ...rallying the troops, planning attacks,
所以我给你买了些东西 减减压 so I brought you a little something to ease the tension.
礼物篮子 A gift basket?
不客气 来瞧瞧都有些什么 You're welcome. So let's see what you got.
心形蛞蝓盒 Heart-shaped box of slugs.
臭鼬熏香蜡烛 Skunk-scented candle.
听着 现在真的不是 Look, this really isn't the...
这是啥 礼券耶 What's this? Coupons!
瞧瞧 "免费脚部按摩一次" Let's see, "good for one free foot massage."
"泥浆面膜护理一次" 这还有一个 "A mud facial!" Oh, and here's one...
"免费香吻一个" 现在就兑现吧 "Good for one free kiss." Let's cash it now.
我不知道你在搞什么 Look, I don't know what this is all about,
但是我正忙着革命呢 but I'm trying to run a revolution.
所以 除非你拎着侏儒小精灵的脑袋 So unless you have rumpel Stiltskin's head in there,
不然就带上你的礼篮 I suggest you take your gift basket,
滚出我的帐篷 做点有用的事去 get out of my tent and go make yourself useful!
你是对的 对不起 Wow. You're right. I am sorry.
只是想交个朋友嘛 I was just trying to be friendly.
没什么接受不了的吧 No hard feelings?
来个歉意的拥抱 An apologetic hug?
速速来个吻别 And a quick kiss goodbye.
等等 那不是槲寄生吗 Wait! Is that mistletoe I see?
史莱克 我的孩儿可爱不 Hey, Shrek! Are my babies cute, or do
还是惹人烦啊 they make people feel uncomfortable?
在哪找到那个家伙的 Where'd we find that guy?
真的是这样吗 Could it be true?
这些年的养尊处优让我变成软蛋了吗 Have the years of prim and pampery made me soft?
别傻了 现在 谁是可爱小咪咪 Don't be silly. Now who's a pretty kitty?
我耶 I am.
爸爸觉得你好漂亮哦 飞飞 Daddy thinks you look real nice, Fifi.
行了 猪猪们 退下吧 All right, piggies, be gone!
别忘了把她的便壶带走 Don't forget to take her little potty box with you.
小猪猪想回家 This little piggy wants to go home!
-精灵先生 他来了 -很好 - Mr. Stiltskin! He's here. - Nice.
花衣吹笛人 一路可顺风啊 Pied Piper. How was your commute?
好 Good.
这就是赏金猎手啊 You call this guy a bounty hunter?
他想怎么着 给那些怪物吹摇篮曲吗 What's he gonna do, flute those ogres a lullaby?
好了 懂了 Ok, got it!
停下来 Make it stop!
好了 够了 All right, that's enough.
看起来该给笛手付钱了 Looks like it's time to pay the Piper.
格里塞达 我说真的 Griselda, seriously,
该给吹笛人付钱了 it's time to pay the Piper.
把我的支票簿拿来 快点 滚出去 Now go get my cheque book! go! Move! Get out!
别给我拖拖拉拉的 Things are getting real sloppy around here!
确保让他们都吃完 Here, now make sure they eat up!
空着肚子可打不倒暴君 快去 去 You can't end tyranny on an empty stomach! Go on! Go!
-来嘛 驴子 -再来一次吧 - Come on, Donkey. - One more time, please?
好吧 但是最后一次啊 All right, but this is the last time.
开始喽 瞧他 Here it comes. Look at him.
我能看见你哦 I see you!
这头驴子见过皮囊嘴 This ass has seen the last lether lip
但不想再见到帽子唠 but never want to see another one on the hat,
你说是不 would you?
你朋友可真有意思 That's quite a friend you've got there.
我明白你当初为啥没吃它了 I can see why you haven't eaten him.
驴子 我不是不让你和粉丝在一起 Donkey! I hate to pull you away from your adoring public,
但是我和菲奥娜还没有任何进展呢 but I'm not getting anywhere with Fiona.
我需要你的帮助 I need your help!
各位 谁要来点儿点心啊 Hey, everybody. Who wants dessert?
-从哪搞来的 -菲奥娜的垃圾堆里 - Where'd you get these? - Fiona's garbage.
又是哪个不明真相的蠢小伙送的 Just another gift from some clueless lover boy.
说得好 饭饭 That's a good one, cookie!
了解菲奥娜的人都知道她不吃那套 Anyone who knows Fiona knows this stuff ain't gonna work on her.
我可吃哦 Works on me.
驴子 我该怎么办 Donkey, what am I gonna do?
我好像都不了解她了 It's like I don't even know her.
你可麻烦咯 罗密欧 You in trouble, Romeo.
菲奥娜唯一关心的是她的起义 The only thing Fiona cares about is her cause.
-为了起义 -为了起义 - To the cause! - To the cause!
太好了 All right!
好啊 Hello!
-身手不错 -你想干吗 - Nice moves. - What are you doing?
这行头看起来在那么样 What does it look like?
我已经为埋伏做好准备了 I'm getting ready for ambush action.
那啥 我总是喜欢在实战前 Oh, yeah. I always like to quad my lutes
嚼吧嚼吧嘴皮子 弹弹小曲儿 and do some scrunches before an operational... op.
这个有人要吗 This one taken?
那是用来刷厕所的 We use that to clean the toilets.
那个是用来清理刚才那玩意的 And we use that one to clean the thing we clean the toilets with.
我知道的啦 I knew that.
这还差不多 长官 There you go, chief.
斯科特 Hey... Scott?
我叫史莱克 其实 My name is Shrek, actually.
你参加今晚的埋伏就是去送死 You're going to get yourself killed at the ambush tonight.
我会好好的 我能照顾好自己 I'll be fine. I think I can take care of myself...
好吧 那拉出来溜溜吧 Well, let's see about that.
金色树叶在我的世界中枯萎 Golden leaves looked brown to me
搞什么 What the...
没有了你 世界失去了意义 The world had less color without you
菲奥娜 Fiona?
天空的图案 在我眼中已平淡无奇 Shapes in the sky looked plain to my eyes
没有了你 世界失去了意义 The world had less color without you
没有了你 Without you
我知道很多人 I know plenty of people
蒙蔽了双眼 With eyes closed
他们不像我懂你 They don't see you like I do
亲爱的 我才是 Darling, I do
我来吧 I got it.
把手给我 Give me your hand.
巨龙穿过桥洞 The dragon goes under the bridge,
峰回路转 终于 through the loop and finally...
进入了城堡 Into the castle.
我才是 I do
亲爱的我才是 Darling I do
懂你的 See you
好了 很好 Ok. Good.
看起来你能照顾好自己了 It seems like you can handle yourself.
-但是 菲奥娜 -准备上战场吧 - But, Fiona... - Go get ready for the mission!
-我会的 但是菲奥娜 -这是命令 - I will, but Fiona... - That's an order!
好吧 把斧子磨了 备好武器 All right, let's get those axes sharpened and weapons packed!
好的准备是胜利的一半 Preparation is half the battle!
怪物 等一下 等一下 Ogre! Un momento! Un momento!
怪物 怪物 等我一下 Ogre, ogre, un momento!
先喘口气 Just give me a minute.
听着 猫咪 我没多少时间了 Look, Puss, I'm a little pressed for time.
真不敢相信刚才看到的那一幕 I am not believing what I have just witnessed.
就刚才 你和菲奥娜 Back there, you and Fiona.
有火花 她的心里迸发了火花 There was a spark... A spark inside her heart
我还以为早就熄火了呢 I thought was long extinguished.
就好像 有那么一瞬间 It was as if, for one moment,
菲奥娜找到了她的真爱 Fiona had actually found her true love!
我就是她的真爱 我解除了她的诅咒 I am her true love. I ended her curse.
你知道她的诅咒 You know of her curse?
白天是美人 夜晚成怪兽 By day, one way, by night another.
春夏与秋冬 塔中空自守 This shall be the norm.
王子终将至 一吻破魔咒 Until you find true love's first kiss...
真爱修成果 宛若情初窦 ...and then take love's true form.
你居然还会这首小诗 You even know the little rhyme!
原来是真的 真的是你 It is true! You are the one!
你必须证明给她看 You must prove it to her!
-怎么证明 -说服她 - How? - Convince her!
等她一个人的时候 Go to her when she is alone
说一些只有真爱才知道的事情 and tell her something that only her true love would know.
知道什么 Know about what?!
好一只猫咪哦 史莱克 能养它做宠物不 Whoa! That's a whole lot of kitty! Shrek, can we keep him?
不好意思 借过 Excuse me. Coming through!
不好意思了 伙计们 小心背后 Pardon me, guys! Watch your back.
快看 驴子 卷饼摊 快点 Look, Donkey, the chimichanga cart! Quick!
驾 驾 追上他小毛驴 Dale! After him, burro!
驴子 得儿驾 Donkey, vaonos!
哥们儿 你真是一个灾"猫"啊 Man, you are a cat-astrophe!
你真是不可..."驴"喻 And you are ri-Donkey-lous!
我去打前哨 等我的信号 I'll scout ahead. Wait for my signal.
稳住阵脚 Secure your positions!
-这上头景色不错 -你来干吗 - It's quite a view from up here. - What are you doing?!
快归位 Get back in position!
你需要知道我到底是谁 就一劳永逸了 You need to know, once and for all, who I really am.
你会毁了这一切的 You are going to ruin everything!
毁了这一切 其实 Ruin everything? Actually,
我是来弥补一切的 I'm gonna fix everything...
怪物 侏儒 还有你的诅咒 The ogres, rumpel, your curse.
你怎么知道我的诅咒 How do you know about my curse?!
行了 行了 拜托 Ok, ok, please,
菲奥娜 听我说完 Fiona... just hear me out.
我可以解释一切 I can explain everything.
-菲奥娜的信号呢 -她还在等什么 - Where's Fiona's signal? - What's she waiting for?
-他会跑掉的 -不 他跑不了 - He's going to get away! - No, he's not.
听着 我不知道你是谁 Listen, I don't know who you are
也不知道你怎么知道我的诅咒 or how you know about my curse,
但是如果被这些怪物发现了我是 but if any of these ogres find out I'm...
-一位美丽的公主 -那不是我 不再是了 - A beautiful princess? - That is not who I am! Not anymore.
听着 我知道你很伤心 Look, I know you're upset.
你一点也不了解我 You don't know anything about me.
我对你了如执掌 I know everything about you.
我知道你唱起歌来让鸟儿都嫉妒 I know you sing so beautifully that birds explode.
-就算是 -我知道你签名的时候 - Big deal. - I know that when you sign your name,
-会在字母"i"上面画个桃心 -那又怎样 - you put a heart over the "l". - So what?
我知道当你看到流星飞过 I know that when you see a shooting star,
你会在胸前交叉起十指 you cross your fingers on both hands,
拱起鼻子 然后许下愿望 squinch up your nose and you make a wish.
我知道你不喜欢脚上盖着被子 I know that you don't like the covers wrapped around your feet,
我还知道你睡觉时要伴着烛光 and I know that you sleep by candlelight,
因为每次你闭上眼睛 because every time you close your eyes...
你会害怕醒来时 又回到那个高塔 you're afraid you're gonna wake up back in that tower.
但是 菲奥娜 最重要的是 But, most importantly, Fiona...
我清楚你每天变回人形的原因 I know that the reason you turn human every day...
就是你从来没有 is because you've never been kissed...
被我 well...
吻过 by me.
-你动作好快 -不是我在动 - You move fast. -It's not me doing the moving.
-这是怎么回事 -爱的力量 - Why is this happening?! - Love?
-不 我情不自禁地起舞 -这是爱的力量 - No, I'm being forced to dance! - By love!
不 我停不下来了 No, I can't stop myself!
拜托 让我停下来 Please! Make it stop!
我不能控制自己了 I can't control myself!
热乎乎的曲奇饼出锅啦 Yeah! Cookie's bringing the heat out of the kitchen!
不 那是吹笛人 Oh, no! It's the piper!
真不敢相信这种事会发生 都因为你 I can't believe I let this happen, and it's all because of you!
如果你刚才让我吻的话 If you'd just let me kiss you!
什么 你脑袋进水了吧 What? You're insane!
在他们跳得忘乎所以之前 We must do something before they
我们得做点什么 fandango themselves into oblivion!
-我们能做什么 -你先给我别跳了 - What can we do? - First, you must stop dancing!
一有人吹那曲子 我摇摆的屁屁就身不由己了 When somebody tooties that fluty, I got to shake my booty!
那让我来管管它 Then it's up to me!
快 必须让他们远离那音乐 Hurry! We must get them away from the music!
猫咪和驴子的大救援 Puss and donkey to the rescue!
我们是救世主 We saved the day!
驴儿 能借你舌头用用吗 Donkey... can I borrow your tongue?
什么 Say what?!
不 见鬼去吧 No. Hell...
你眼睛睁得再大也没用 I don't care how big your eyes get,
哥们 我不吃装萌这套哦 player, it's not going down.
真没办法 All right!
停下 Stop!
-你要去哪 -救我的朋友们 - Where are you going? - To save my friends.
-怎么救 牺牲自己吗 -如果可以的话 - How, by getting yourself killed? - If that's what it takes.
猫咪 说话呀 Puss, say something.
-猫咪 -你听我说 - Puss? - Let me explain.
原来如此 难怪你这么了解我 So that's how you knew so much about me.
-菲奥娜 等等 吻我 -什么 - Fiona, wait! Kiss me. - What?
这是唯一救你朋友们的方法 It's the only way to save your friends.
走开 别挡路 Get out of my way.
你曾经相信一个吻可以解决所有问题 You used to believe that a single kiss could solve everything!
我不明白 没道理啊 I don't understand. This doesn't make any sense.
真爱之吻应该能纠正一切 True love's kiss was supposed to fix everything!
知道吗 Yeah, you know,
他们也是这么告诉我的 that's what they told me, too.
但真爱并没有让我逃出高塔 True love didn't get me out of that tower.
是我自己 我救了自己 I did. I saved myself.
你还没明白吗 这就是一个大大的谎言 Don't you get it? It's all just a big fairy tale.
菲奥娜 别这么说 那是真的 Fiona, don't say that. It does exist!
你怎么知道 How would you know?
你曾在一条恶龙的看守下长大吗 Did you grow up locked away in a dragon's keep?
你曾在高塔里孤苦伶仃地生活吗 Did you live all alone in a miserable tower?
你曾每晚以泪洗面 Did you cry yourself to sleep every night,
等待那从没出现过的真爱吗 waiting for a true love that never came?!
但...但我是你的真爱 But... but I'm your true love.
那当我需要你的时候 你在哪 Then where were you when I needed you?
你吻技不行吗 Maybe you kissed her wrong?
不 No.
那个吻没有奏效 The kiss didn't work...
因为菲奥娜并不爱我 because Fiona doesn't love me.
大家伙 不要绝望 Don't despair, fellow ogres!
他们可以把我们锁在笼子里 They can put us in cages,
但锁不住我们的尊严 but they can't cage our honour!
史莱克和菲奥娜在一起 Shrek and Fiona are together?!
我听够了你哇啦哇啦吹的破玩意 Yeah, I've heard enough of your toot-a-lee-toots!
你搞砸了 You blew it!
沃菲 演说形态 Wolfie! My speech wig.
芭芭 准备好我的装束 Baba! Ready my makeup.
吹笛人 把我的袜子卷起来 And piper, pull my socks up.
-够紧 -请注意 国民们 - Tight. - Attention, citizens.
咱们残暴的独裁君主有一条消息要告诉大家 Please stay tuned for a message from our tyrannical dictator!
大家好 Hello, people.
是我 侏儒小精灵 It is I, Rumpel Stiltskin...
你们梦想的领航员 shepherd of your dreams.
最近 某个人 Recently, a certain somebody
威胁到了我们的快乐生活 has jeopardised our joyous lives.
那个人就是个吃耗子的怪物 And that somebody is the rat-munching ogre
史莱克 called Shrek!
这就是我为什么要呼唤你们 亲爱的国民们 That is why I come to you, dear citizens.
谁能把这个怪物捉给我 For whomever brings me this ogre,
就能得到一份终生幸福之约 shall receive the deal of a lifetime.
想想看吧 无上的幸福 Just think of it! Total and complete happiness.
光彩夺目 令人满足 Dazzling, radiant fulfilment!
你所有宏大的愿望 All your greatest wishes.
你最狂野的梦想 Your wildest dreams.
你的梦想尽能实现 无任何附加条款 Anything you could ever want! No strings attached!
但是要快 这可是有时间限制的 But hurry, this is a limited time offer.
所以点亮你的火把 削尖你的干草叉 So light your torches, sharpen your pitchforks
开始行动吧 and get your mob on!
史莱克 史莱克 史莱克 Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
滚回你老家去 Go back where you came from!
看起来我们安全了 It seems that we are safe.
是啊 看起来没什么火把叉子了 Yeah, it looks a lot less pitchforky and torchy out there.
走吧 Let's go.
有什么意义 那个吻没起作用 结束了 What's the point? The kiss didn't work. It's over.
史莱克 现在的情况确实有点悲摧 Look, Shrek, I know things might seem a little bleak right now,
但船到桥头自然直 走着瞧嘛 But things always work themselves out in the end, you'll see.
-我打赌明天这个时候 -你没明白吗 - I bet by this time tomorrow... - Don't you understand?
没有明天了 There is no tomorrow.
后天也别指望了 There's no day after that,
大后天更别提了 and there's no day after that day after that!
我曾经美好的生活 再也无法挽回了 My life was perfect and I'm never going to get it back!
既然你生活如此美好 If your life was so perfect,
为什么还跟侏儒签那个协议呢 why'd you sign it away to Rumpel Stiltskin?
失去后才意识到它的宝贵 懂吗 Because I didn't know what I had until it was gone! All right?
那时我对拥有的一切都视而不见 I didn't know what I had.
投降吧 我要把你抓起来 Surrender now! I'm taking you in!
别想反抗 怪物 赏金我拿定了 Don't try to fight it, ogre! The reward is mine!
姜儿 Gingy?
-放开我 绿怪物 -你在干什么 - You unhand me, green devil! - What are you doing?
拿我的赏金 Collecting my bounty!
-赏金 -你在说什么 小饼干 - Bounty? - What are you talking about, cracker?
侏儒小精灵许给我们一份终生幸福之约 Rumpel Stiltskin promised the deal of a lifetime
-给能抓到你的人 -终生幸福之约 - for whoever could bring you in. - Deal of a lifetime?
你所有的梦想都能成真 Where all your wishes come true.
等等 Wait a minute.
-还有的救 -你准备怎么办 - I can still fix this. - How you gonna do that?
知道吗 侏儒小精灵想要什么 You know what? I'm gonna give
我给他便是 Rumpel Stiltskin exactly what he wants.
好了 姜儿 告诉我这个... Ok, Gingy, tell me about this...
我抢了你的食物吗 Were you going to eat that?
不是史莱克 这也不是 还是不是 Not Shrek. That is not Shrek. Also not Shrek.
这甚至都不是个食人魔 That's not even an ogre,
这是个巨人怪 想的倒美 it is a troll! Nice try.
-至于那个 -吼 - And that... - Roar.
就是个悲剧 It's just sad.
这又是啥玩意 And what is that supposed to be?
我就是个吓坏了的老头 I'm just a frightened old man.
别听他的 这些怪物狡猾的很 Don't listen to him! These ogres are crafty!
你把你家老头子染绿了 That is your father painted green.
不 他就是史莱克 真的 No, it's Shrek! Honest!
把他们都轰走 Take them away!
难道没人能把史莱克给我抓来吗 Can no one bring me Shrek?!
他在哪 Where is he?
怎么就这么难呢 我要他 我要他 How hard can it be?! I want him! I want him! I want him!
小精灵 Stiltskin!
我听说你在找我 I hear you're looking for me.
太好了 终于来了 All right! Finally!
谁把他抓来的 Who turned him in?
这份终生幸福之约该赏给谁呢 Who gets the deal of a lifetime?
-我 -什么 但 - I do. - What? But...
如果我把自己送上门来了 If I'm turning myself in,
就该我得到这份缔约 I get the deal of a lifetime.
那意味着你得给我 我想要的任何东西 That means you have to give me anything I want.
不 只有真爱之吻能解除合约 No! Only true love's kiss can break your contract!
别以为你大摇大摆的进来 So if you thought you were just gonna...
就能找回以前的生活... in here and get your life back...
我不是想找回以前的生活 I'm not here to get my life back.
那你想要什么 Then what do you want?
食人魔 他们被释放了 The ogres. They are all free.
但是史莱克在哪 But where is Shrek?
这可不妙 This is not good.
我不懂 这不像是童话故事的结尾 I don't know. Not much of a storybook ending.
高尚的史莱克牺牲了自己 The noble Shrek turns himself in
救了一帮脏兮兮的怪物 to save a bunch of filthy ogres.
关键是他们自由了 All that matters is that they're free...
菲奥娜也安全了 and Fiona is safe.
我猜菲奥娜听到这些一定会很感动 I bet Fiona would be really touched to hear that.
但是 But, hey...
这些话还是你自己跟他说吧 I guess you can tell her yourself.
菲奥娜 Fiona!
小精灵 我们说好了的 Stiltskin, we had a deal!
你答应释放所有的食人魔 You agreed to free all ogres!
是的 Oh, yeah.
但是菲奥娜不是真正的食人魔 不是吗 But Fiona isn't all ogre, is she?
白天是美人 夜晚成怪兽 By day, one way, by night, another.
啪啪啪 变身 Blardy, blardy, blar.
谁也算计不过我 Nobody's smart but me!
你做了件非常勇敢的事情 史莱克 That was a really brave thing you did, Shrek.
谢谢 Thank you.
不 你是对的 No, you were right.
你需要的时候 我不在 I wasn't there for you.
不仅仅是被恶龙囚禁时 And not just at the dragon's keep, but...
还有之后的每一天 every day since.
但是 Well...
你现在在了 you're here now.
放开我 我要去救史莱克 Let go of me! I have got to save Shrek!
别傻了 骡子 Don't be a fool, mule!
她说的对 侏儒宫殿的大门 She's right. Rumpel's palace is locked up tighter
比哈伯德老妈的柜橱关得都紧 than old mother Hubbard's cupboard.
老妈的柜橱可没有 And even that cupboard wasn't guarded
一群邪恶丑陋的下三滥巫女巫把守 by a whole bunch of mean, ugly, nasty witches.
别以为我们听不见 Hey! We can hear you!
对不住了 Sorry!
我们必须进入宫殿 We must get into the palace.
老兄 史莱克和我刚从宫殿里冲出来 Man, Shrek and me just busted out of that place!
怎么出来的 But how?
怎么进怎么出 The same way we're gonna bust in.
我漂亮的新球球 Yay! My new pretty ball!
它是不是比手册上的图片大了点 Didn't it look bigger in the catalogue?
那就这样吧 I guess it'll have to do.
女巫们 终于到了万众期待的时刻 Witches, finally, the moment we've all been waiting for.
今晚的压轴戏 The main event of the evening!
欢迎史莱克和菲奥娜上场 I present Shrek and Fiona!
现在 做最后的了断吧 And now, to put the past behind us once and for all,
容我介绍公主最为惧怕的噩梦 I give you a princess's worst nightmare!
菲奥娜的旧情人 看守她的 Fiona's old flame, the keeper of the keep...
火龙 ...dragon!
-驴子 -还有猫咪 - Donkey? - and Puss!
穿着靴子哦 In boots!
抓住他们 抓住他们 女巫 Get them, get them, witches!
来了 Incoming!
-驴子 勾引她 -勾引谁 - Donkey, woo her! - Woo who?
你老婆 Your wife!
你好吗 Hello
我是你苦苦寻找的人吗 Is it me you're looking for
但当我直视你的双眼 But I see in your eyes
再联系 我们恋爱了 I'll call you! We're in love!
菲奥娜 抓紧了 Fiona, hold on!
我在这 Hey, you!
-墨西哥鸡肉卷 -趁热吃吧 - Chimichangas?! - Get 'em while they're hot!
跳 Jump!
就是现在 Now!
巨龙穿过桥洞 The dragon goes under the bridge!
峰回路转 Through the loop!
终于 And finally...
进入了城堡 Into the castle!
快跑 Run!
拜拜 So long!
加油 飞飞 快飞 Come on, Fifi, go!
快 女巫们 关上地板 Go! Witches, close up the floor!
加油 飞飞 快 给点力啊 Come on, Fifi, go! Flappity flap!
快点 飞出去 上面 加油 Come on, go! Fly away! Up, up! Go!
飞飞 不 Fifi, no!
胜利属于我们 Victory is ours!
看来我们今天的早点是个脚趾头长卷毛的怪胎 Looks like we're having curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.
我们配合地天衣无缝 Hey, we make a pretty good team.
这还用说 You have no idea.
史莱克 Shrek?
他没时间了 他的末日到了 His day is up. His day is!
史莱克 Shrek?
没关系 It's all right.
我能为你做点什么吗 There has to be something I can do.
你已经为我做了一切 菲奥娜 You've already done everything for me, Fiona.
你曾给了我一个家 还有一家人 You gave me a home and a family.
你有孩子 You have kids?
是我们的孩子 We have kids.
弗格斯 法克还有个小女孩叫 Fergus, Farkle and a little girl named...
费利西娅 Felicia.
我一直想要个女儿 就叫费利西娅 I always wanted to have a daughter named Felicia.
总有一天 And someday...
你会的 you will.
你知道今天最神奇的是什么吗 You know what the best part of today was?
我能重新与你坠入爱河 I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again.
菲奥娜 日出 Fiona, the sunrise!
你还是个...怪物 You're still... an ogre!
-真爱修成果 -不可能 - True love's form. - Impossible!
那个吻起作用了 The kiss worked.
什么 What?!
飞飞 Fifi!
猫咪 Puss!
不 不 No, no, no!
不 现在不行 No, not yet!
我还没准备好 不 等等 I'm not ready! No, wait!
我爱你 爸爸 I love you, daddy!
史莱克 史莱克 史莱克 史莱克 Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
各位 我又找到一个蛋糕 Everybody, I have found another cake!
史莱克 你没事吧 Shrek? Are you ok?
菲奥娜 我从没这么好过 Fiona. I've never been better.
生日快乐 法克 Happy birthday, Farkle.
弗格斯 我的小伙子 Fergus, my little man!
还有费利西娅 小甜心 And Felicia, sweetheart.
我想这是你的 I believe this is yours.
谢谢 爸爸 Thank you, daddy.
史莱克叔叔 给我们孩子再吼一个 Hey, uncle Shrek! How about giving my babies an encore!
拜托了 先生 再来一个 Please, senor, let us have it!
我们还能发出这种音啊 I didn't know we could do that.
那就是我最好的朋友 That's my best friend!
知道吗 我一直以为 You know, I always thought
是我把你从恶龙手里救了出来 That I rescued you from the dragon's keep.
确实是你啊 You did.
不 其实是你救了我 No. It was you that rescued me.
剧终
美味 Yummy!